Smartness
By Julie Boris
Aren’t ya tired of heering that America
isn’t as smart as other contries? The organisation for economic something or
other did a test showing that 15 yearolds in the U.S. were 25th
outta 30 contries in math and 21st in sience. So it looks like America the Great
ain’t so great, huh? Well, it could be beter if peeple stoped worreeing about
skool and tests and got jobs. The only reeson that the U.S. is 12th
in welth out of 142 contries is cuz of peeple like me who droped outta
skool and worked insted. America
needs money and the only way we are gunna get it is from hard work and not from
reeding some stoopid sience book and studeeing shapes and numbers and stuff. As
you can cleerly see I reelly don’t like skools and I think that we shood get
rid of ‘em.
If skools are goten rid of teechers
cant give tests. If teechers cant give tests stewdents wont have grades. If
stewdents dont have grades they cant be cumpaired to other contries by how
smart they are. Peeple will work more make more money and will be so much
happyer. They will have more time to relax cuz they won’t have to spend alot of
time studying stuff that they will forget as soon as a test is over. Also,
skools just take up room. If we get rid of ‘em, we can build restrants, parks,
and stores-useful things. People will thank me for my “unhighschooldiploma’d”
smartness.
My mother reelly wanted me to go to
collej. She always quoted this guy named Aristotle who said, “The educated differ from the uneducated
as much as the living differ from the dead”.
(Goodreads.com/Aristotle) I think
that this guy, whoever he may be is wrong. I really don’t think
that some lawer or doctor that has a
degre is beter than me. Tons of peeple respect me-the little boy at 7-11 always
asks me what flavur slushee he shood get. I’m so lucky that I droped out
of skool and didn’t have to deel with all the cumpetitiveness and stress. As a
kid, all my frends spent there week ends studiing for math tests-which is
another thing I don’t get! What’s the point of lerning math anyways?! They have
these majical things called “calculators” to help us and I was never going to
become a mathamajician. All my tests were full of butiful doodels that I was
very prowd of. All my teechers told me that Id never get any wear but look at
me now-37, living in my parents basement (where I even get my own bathroom!),
great job at McDonalds, and I am one of the smartest people I know. The cost of comunity collej is arownd $2,076 per year ("What Does a Community College Cost?/Carter,
Michael). I make 7 dollars an hour. I’d have
to work for 296 hours for me to be able to go. Id like to thank my mom and her
CALCULATOR for helping me with that math. I’d also have to go back to high
school to get my diploma. I don’t even know why I’m thinking about this-I
already have a job without one. I just feel bad for all of those people who are
wasting lots of money and time on collej edjacations that are not needed to
make money.
Ive
given u many reesons why skools shood be gotten rid of. Again, I droped out of
skool and I turned out fine! I have a gr8 job that I didn’t even need to no why
E = mc2 to
get. If you ask any sucksessful person who gradjuated from high skool what they
‘member about their 11th grade geometry class or 10th
grade Spanish class they would say “nada”. That’s cuz unless you grow up to
become like an arkitect or a Spanish teecher or sumthing, classes like these
are just not needed. I hope I have convinced you to drop out of school right
now and to spred my wunderfull mesage to everyone you know. We have to work
together and show the world that we don’t need stoopid tests and skools to show
us how smart we cleerly are.
Works Cited
Carter, Michael. "What Does a
Community College Cost?" N.p., 17 Jan. 2006. Web. 28 Dec. 2012.
<http://ezinearticles.com/?What-Does-a-Community-College-Cost?&id=130238>
Goodreads. N.p., n.d. Web. 28 Dec. 2012.
<http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/30311-the-educated-differ-from-the-uneducated-as-much-
as-the>.
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