Monday, April 8, 2013

I'm Luvin' It (Satire)



I’m Luvin’ It
By Michalle Carmili

            “The greatest wealth is health.” (Virgil) Health is a crucial part for living a long live. Everyone must work as hard as they can to maintain a healthy body. One way this can be done is by eating the right foods. Different foods contribute different factors that can benefit our body.
            Many restaurants offer a variety of foods that can help us lead a long, healthy life. McDonald’s is one of many restaurants that sells fast food which is refreshing and nutritious in so many ways. Let’s take the Big Mac. This hamburger, along with all other items on the McDonald’s menu, only costs a few dollars. (They even have a one dollar menu!) Many other healthy foods make an undesirable hole in our wallets. The Big Mac is made with 100% pure beef. Pure beef is an excellent source for high quality protein and contains many nutrients, including iron and zinc. In an article called “Why Not Eat Beef” by Tricia McMillan it’s stated, “If you choose the right cuts of beef and prepare them correctly, they can be a healthy, if occasional, part of your diet. There is no doubt that McDonald’s chooses the healthiest part of the cow and prepares it in the healthiest way possible. The Big Mac also contains many healthy vegetables like shredded lettuce, pickle slices, and onions. Vegetables protect against cancers and provide a delicious low calorie intake. A customer is even able to request an extra pickle or slice of lettuce! On pissedcunsumer.com, Anonymous posted about how thrilled he was when McDonald’s gave him an extra pickle on his Big Mac for only 40 cents! He even suggested that McDonald’s start charging extra for adding salt to the French fries! He understands that the economy is going through a rough patch and that “Old Ronald McDonald must be worried about his 401K.” (pissedconsumer.com) Overall, by McDonald’s exposing the nation to these nutritious foods, our bodies can grow properly and be maintained correctly.
            Another great part about eating at McDonald’s and all other fast food restaurants is that they offer a great deal of oil in almost all of their foods. This oil helps our bodies in so many ways. It keeps our skin moisturized by opening up the pores, resulting in younger and healthier looking skin. Furthermore, the variety of fried items on the menu all contain 0g of trans fat! Trans fat can increase a person’s cholesterol level and the chances of getting heart diseases. Its’ good to know that McDonald’s is looking out for us, making sure we won’t have a heart attack anytime soon! McDonald’s is also endorsed by a number of high profile celebrities, whose careers depend on staying healthy and looking good. Beyoncé Knowles, a famous singer, said, “The great thing about McDonald’s is that they have a lot of different things on the menu.” Even James Franco, a prolific actor, said, “I worked the drive-through at McDonald’s and tried out different accents- Italian, Russian, Irish.” It is obvious that James Franco and Beyoncé Knowles are fans of McDonald’s—further proof that everyone should consume this healthful and delicious food.
            Furthermore, McDonald’s caters to the whole family! Parents of young children know how difficult it is to find a restaurant where their kids will actually eat the food. I mean let’s face it, most parents don’t have the time to cook and McDonald’s tolerates all children, even providing a playground to let off their energy. At McDonald’s, parents can order a variety of healthy choices such as the Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Angus Bacon & Cheese. Additionally, Children can order special kids meals that even come with toys! A very popular item for kids all over the world is Chicken McNuggets. McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets are made with a delicious chemical called TBHQ, which is an active ingredient in perfumes, causing children to give off a pleasant smell! McDonald’s is successfully getting children hooked and addicted to their healthy food from a young age!
            All McDonald’s locations offer the customer the opportunity to enter the store, stand on line, and order food. Customers are even able to walk to a table and seat themselves. McDonald’s offers better exercise than a sit-down restaurant where the waiter does all the work, preventing healthy habits. The average person has a McDonald’s within a five-minute radius of their house! Most McDonald’s locations do not deliver, giving the consumers the chance to jog over there and burn off the small amount of calories they are about to intake. When customers get to a McDonald’s and fulfill these small, but healthy habits, McDonald’s is helping decrease both childhood obesity and the 60 million adults in America suffering from obesity. 
            I don’t understand why the U.S has started this conspiracy rejecting the greatness of fast food and small, family-owned companies like McDonald’s. By supporting McDonald’s, we are encouraging all small companies all over the world to go out and pursue their dream. All McDonald’s food is reasonably priced, catering to the lower class and the upper class alike. People claim that fast food is one of the top reasons for the death of so many Americans. This is the total opposite of the truth. In a Documentary film called, “Super Size Me,” Morgan Spurlock takes it upon himself to only eat fast food for thirty days. He ate three meals per day provided by McDonald’s and by the end of his little experiment, he had enjoyed each item on the menu at least once, if not more. Although many people claimed he would die, he survived! He did put on a little extra weight that people were claiming was because of the fast food, but there is no proof that the McDonald’s was the reason. For arguments sake, even if it did make him gain weight, it’s actually a good thing. If there is ever a shortage of food, similar to the recent shortage of gas, those so-called “overweight” Americans can survive off their excess body fat until more food is made available. Take a look at Santa Clause, he is overweight and children all over the world look up to him! He encourages kids to eat delicious home baked cookies and whole milk which contain similar health benefits to items on the McDonald’s menu.
            In addition to McDonald’s’ convenience, great prices, and health advantages, McDonald’s also supplies a countless amount of jobs. McDonald’s offers about one million jobs worldwide. A majority of the workers are under 21 and McDonald’s pays them at least minimum wage, helping them pay off their college loans. It’s hard to imagine what kind of havoc would be let loose in the world if McDonald’s didn’t exist. Health is a concern for people everywhere and McDonald’s helps eliminate that concern, providing healthy, affordable, and delicious food. Just remember—McDonald’s: “i’m lovin’ it.”
Works Cited
"$.40 Cents for a Slice of Pickle at McDonalds." $.40 Cents for a Slice of Pickle at McDonalds. pissedconsumer.com N.p., n.d. Web. 03 Jan. 2013.
"Obesity Related Statistics in America." GAFF. N.p., n.d. Web. 05 Jan. 2013.
"Home :: McDonalds.com." Home :: McDonalds.com. N.p., n.d. Web. 06 Jan. 2013.

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